Saturday 29 August 2009

10 ways to confuse a Tory

1. Explain what the song 'Eton Rifles' is about.

2. Telll them that America's shit, and yet their ideas go completely against the idea that taxation should have representation.

3. Shirley Porter

4. Describe cricket as an inherently socialist game.

5. Ask them to watch 'The Wire'

6. Tell them to inspect the Swedish School system

7. Have a Lib dem leader leader who isn't shagging rentboys, an alcoholic or vaguely coherent.

8. Tell them you're a Wallpaper magnate and an SWP member.

9. Explain Daniel Hannan's political philosophy

10. Vote Blue Go Green.

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