I Think I'm In Love With Victoria Coren

Upon viewing her byline picture or an image in a long forgotten profile one cannot forget that beautiful smirk, that expression that tells you that it wouldn't just be beneath her intellect and compassion to put you down (even though you're someone who reads newspapers on a Sunday on the internet.) but that she just wouldn't be all that bothered, she's the sort of woman who'd charm the violent stalking type into baking fairy cakes. Having hardly ever seen her moving, let alone in three dimensions, it was interesting to watch C. Brookers channel 4 show, (which is rubbish for him but which i can't help thinking is charity towards TV) she is as undeniably exquisite as i could imagine, making even the gorgeously infectiously funny Josie Long seem like a Gorgon to her Penelope. Before you take out a restraining order Ms Coren, please just keep being wonderful. (PS a bit of that 500,000 would really come in handy.)